December 2009
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Punjabi jingle bell: أغنيه هنديه تضحك http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdgIzh06y-E
Accidentally deleted most of the stuff on my computer. I’m going to try to be zen about it.
“Imagine if the final scene in Jaws was instead fought between two Robert Shaws...”
– 6 Ancient Sports Too Awesome For the Modern World | Cracked.com
“Back in the day, politicians settled arguments like mid 90s gangsta rappers: If...”
– 6 Historic Villains You Didn’t Know Had Incredible Careers | Cracked.com
“Because the great Overtoun demon’s hunger will not be appeased with tries....”
– The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth | Cracked.com
I want the job I interviewed for today. If only it were downtown, it would be very nearly perfect.
Ouch, early morning. Very ouch.
A new hair colour. What will my future hold now? The mind boggles.
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RT @midwestdiva: a memoir … by a diva - KCCI’s u local Local Voices post - u local, Your Des Moines Photos & Videos: http://bit.ly/6mlwoz
It is about 30-40 degrees warmer today than it was on Sunday. Lovely. And odd. But mostly lovely.
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“At the police station, she stated her occupation as “cocksucker”. As you do.”
– Dispelling Myths and the Death of Frances Farmer
Dexter finale: holy shit. I gotta say, good writing.
RT @tomwaits: Yes, there is success without college.
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“I had issues with these types of articles before, but it wasn’t until...”
– Women: Yes You Can Hold Out For Your Own Obama - Obama marriage - Jezebel
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A little while ago my sister and I watched the documentary Zoo. From the Wiki page:
Zoo is a 2007 documentary film based on the life and death of Kenneth Pinyan, an American man who died of peritonitis due to perforation of the colon after engaging in receptive anal sex with a horse.
The doc was tasteful and well-done. However, my curiosity got the better of me and afterward I did some Google...
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“I’m movin’ to Nevada soon,
gonna be a penis rental tycoon.”
– Gay Men, Straight Women Win Right to Pay For Sex in Nevada - Las Vegas - Gawker
Edmonton coldest place on earth? | Edmonton | News... →
I cannot believe the cold seeping into my apartment. A day spent under blankets and watching the X-Men trilogy it is.
“I love eccentric, artistic women who speak their truth, feel deeply, are full of...”
– Want To “Get” The Gaga Love? Read This - lady gaga - Jezebel
I feel confident that I am the wittiest Heather Hutchinson on Twitter. But I only looked at page 1 of the search results.
Diet Coke tastes like ass. Damn you pizza place!
“My other favorite game required nothing but one of my mom’s old blazers...”
– Eff Technology: The Best Toys Are The Simplest - Toys - Jezebel
“I would never toy with a Canadian.”
– Garrison Keillor
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“You may have noticed that I’ve painted “Vienna” on the keybox. When...”
– Thoughtless for the Day: What The Hell Is That Thing?
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“I was at a Dec. 6th event earlier this week and there was a great speaker there....”
– Survivors Reflect On The “Montreal Massacre” 20 Years Later - Montreal massacre - Jezebel
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“What’s the oddest request you’ve ever gotten?
One man used to come in every...”
– Who Said Blogging Killed the Typewriter – My Cousin Tom Furrier – Typewriter Repair Featured in Boston Globe « Furrier.org – John Furrier’s Personal Blog
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“There are certain forms that still have to be typewritten and that are not...”
– Who Said Blogging Killed the Typewriter – My Cousin Tom Furrier – Typewriter Repair Featured in Boston Globe « Furrier.org – John Furrier’s Personal Blog
Oh, and ukulele.
It is cold. I will be staying in today to crochet and finish cleaning. Except for the groceries I have to buy.
Brian Setzer’s version of the Nutcracker Suite is pretty swingin’.
Explained hash tags to her sister last night. Sister taught her (again) to crochet. Fair trade, I think.
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“When I grasped that some of the most complex, almost otherworldly fiction of the...”
– No Country for Old Typewriters - A Well-Used One Heads to Auction - NYTimes.com
Oh, so that’s what lists are for…
He just ass-fucked Toto. Bitching back on.
One of his roadies or whatever just held him on his shoulders. Oy.
He can play keyboard. Good. Also, jealous of his living in Montreal.
Oh, thank god, no intermission.
I smell a tender ballad after the intermission… Tender Ballad is gonna be my new euphimism for something. I just haven’t figured out what
Switchblade Death Derby is back on as of tomnorrow. I must combat this banality with my mighty ukulele.
He does seem sweet, though.
Every time he sings a slow song, he stops after a couple of bars. Have faith in the ballad, Karl Wolf, faith.
I don’t care about progress; “I’m changing my status” should not be a lyric.